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Lately, I've been playing a lot of shooters, thanks to Geometry Wars: Galaxies and the Wii's Virtual Console (and the Homebrew Channel, which lets me run emulators).
One of my favorites is Cho Aniki, which features a bodybuilder who needs to stop an evil muscleman from stealing all the protein in the universe. The primary powerup is getting one (or two!) Speedo-clad musclemen to orbit around you. The primary weapon is the Man Beam.* When you die, the continue screen is your bodybuilder and his two muscly companions flexing. It's the gayest game in the world, and it's awesome.
The other game I've been playing a lot is called Lords of Thunder, and in it you're a demigod who kills shit while guitars scream in the background. In the first thirty seconds, you blow up a bunch of Viking longboats, a couple giant dragons, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
I suck at both games, and I have no idea if they're actually good shooters, because I don't know much about the genre. But one is the video game equivalent of Junior Senior's "Chicks and Dicks," and the other is Zep's "Immigrant Song," and it's totally sweet.
* I am not making this up, it's in the documentation.
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